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TOUR DOGS - for danny p
01:25
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Playing shows every day again
Meeting people seein cool bands
There’s a dog where im staying at
Would you wanna be my friend
I WANT TO PET YOU
TAKE A PICTURE OR TWO
HOPE YOUR OWNER DOESN”T MIND
THIS IS TOUR DOG TIME
Gettin licks and all the kissies
Cuddle Wuddles and the sniffies
Man this dog is really awesome
Turns out it was a possum
FUCK
I WILL STILL PET YOU
POSSUMS STILL COUNT TOO
GARBAGE SMELL BUT CUTE
TOUR DOGS FUCKING RULE
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I wanna feel like what its like to be a dog
Only if I can be as happy as you are
You are so cute I can’t handle it at all
I want to give you the worlds biggest ball
I really want to show
My love for you that grows
River
I want to walk away and let you run to me River
I want to pet you endlessley river
I want to let you stroll along the stream river
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TACO BELL - for anil
01:24
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When your feeling so hungry
When your drunk and the tummys rumbly
Don’t you want to go and eat
Get some taco bell with me
I think I want a crunch wrap supreme
With diablo sauce and sour cream
I think i’m gonna get a burrito too
Orderin off of the value menu
TACO BELL
I WANT TACO BELL
WHEN ur DRUNK AS HELL
YOU WANT TACO BELL
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bender - for sabrina
01:18
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You’re on a tv show that i don’t even watch
But i do know that he likes fry a lot
Bending metal for planet express
Drinking beers and chainsmoking cigarettes, i wonder how much he’ll bet, sociopathic
bender
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Walkin on all fours lookin extra cute today
Wanna go for a walk and cease the day
Do you wanna go
Cause I really wanna show
My love for you that grows
Until i die
Die
Bebti
I love you
Bebti
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Catterpillars Crawlin
All along my walls and
Looking for some food
Invite em to the table
Throw on the bug cable
Wait for them to chew, all the leaves, they received
Walkin for hours
Spot a couple flowers
Bring em home to you
They’re covered in spiders
Hoping you’d admire
All they want to do, is hug, me and you
Who knew 8 legs gave the warmest, softest hugs
I don’t know any humans all my friends are bugs
I don’t care cuz they are supportive in every way
Listening to me talk about my day
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Do you wanna eat some food that makes you feel happy
Pene al vodka, chocolate cake, steak thats filled with cbd
Best baked buddies
Book them at one of your greatest parties
They will bring boques of trays of THC
Best baked buddies
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Loading up call of duty black ops
Waiting for flea to take the mask off
Gamertag “Red Hot Chili Peppers Rule”
That’s gotta be you playin dude
He’s winnin the gun game lobby
Music was just a hobby
Slappin the bass on xbox
Who knew this was his main job
Sent him a friend request
Hope he invites me to his party
I have so much to say
About how I prefer Les Claypool’s Bass Playing
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(sheer panic)
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I got dumped in the summer that was a bummer still got a season pass
Little card redeemed entry to six flags
I had a rough year but that doesn't matter anymore
Going with all of my friend to great adventure
Why couldn’t ever try to feel good
But I can’t help but smile when I’m on a rollercoaster
I’ll never forget all those good times with all my friends
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Wonderin what do
About all these emus
They’re large flightless birds in australia
Destroying our crops is an eyesore
I think we should declare war
THE GREAT EMU WAR IS WHAT IM FIGHTING FOR
THEY CANT STOP all of us
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Hey bud where’d you go
Waiting for my love to return from the war
I miss you max, with all my heart, i wanna do an old school pool and bool
Hey man i miss your fart
Do you ever wonder
Wonder if we are staring at the stars (together)
I miss you max, with all my heart, i wanna do an old school pool and bool with you
Hey man i miss your fart
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Remdog you’re the sweetest dog
I just wanna let you know
Though you’re very big and shed a lot
You are such a good boy
Eating food and you barely beg
You treat Yahtzee with the same respect
In car with little space
You seem to put a smile on my face
Well I just think you are oh so great
I feel bad to put you in your crate
You deserve oh so much more
Let’s go to the park, go out the door
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snare stool - for josia
01:39
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I played a gig and I thought it went just alright
They said I could use their kit and I obliged
Very nice for them to let me use it
Its so hard to bring the kit
It’s so heavy it’ll leave a scar
It’s so easy to forget the parts
If they’re missing something I’ll just cry
Cuz then I’ll be uncomfortable this time
They got here and they forgot a stand
I’m not mad I totally understand
Just gotta figure something out
Sam spots a stool and it’s alright
The snare was a perfect fit
Performance went off without a hitch
I thought it was pretty good night
Thank you Bruce Take Nap for the good times
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Hey coleman’s big wang
Remember when you sang
A beautiful peepee tune
Covered in light from the moon
Coleman’s big wang
It’s so large
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keep on ROCKIN - for val
01:00
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KEEP ON KEEPIN ON KEEPIN ON KEEP ON ROCKIN
KEEP ON KEEPIN ON KEEPIN ON KEEP ON ROCKIN
QUARANTINES GOT ME MAD
START TO FEEL LIKE A DEADBEATDAD
SO IM GONNA PLUG IN MY GUITAR
AND KEEP ON ROCKIN
KEEEP KEEEP ON ROCKIN
KEEEEP KEEEP ON ROCKIN
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One day
I’m gonna take
That groundhog
On that special day
YOU GET KiDNAPPED
And then you get shaved
Put him up for ransome
THen you get paid
SAY GOODBYE punxsutawney PHILL
punxsutawney PHILL
YOU GET KIDNAPPED
AND THEN YOU GET SHAVED
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jimmy - for jimmy
01:34
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Jimmy loves movies
He also loves toy story 3 (more than the other ones)
I found that you were gone
Went to LA, to find a new joe (and he’s better then me)
I miss you so much
I want to write fairy doves 3
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MMP - for shawn how
01:25
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Yea im workin at the mmp
Under the pavilion is where you’ll see
A bunch of idiots slacking off
At a table with a deck of cards
Alright, its fine
Workin with mccmoney
Chillin in the garden pullin weeds
Tried to get a free slush puppie
But instead i get yelled at by z
Alright
Is it time? Maxxy time
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grime - for max
03:08
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Trevor’s got a beard it’s a big bushy beard
I don’t want him to shave it off
Yea it’s got a lot of hairs and it gets everywhere
But i really don’t give a fuck
Yea i dont give a fuck
I wish I could grow a beard
Then id be cool like you
Maybe you could shave off a chunk or two
And ill tape it to my face
ILL TAPE IT TO MY FACE
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joetaurone Albany, New York
space alien pepperoni boy makes rock music for you and your friends
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